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26 Country Problems City Folk Will Never Understand

Sheep just got real.

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1. Sheep who invade your land in increasingly flamboyant ways.

Another pic of the showjumping ewe who clears a high fence in order to spend the day in my garden. #countryproblems

Lis Lewis-Jones@LLuncoolJ

Another pic of the showjumping ewe who clears a high fence in order to spend the day in my garden. #countryproblems

9:05 AM - 13 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

2. Sheep who tell all their friends about this great new place they've found and it turns out to be your garden.

Sheep just chilling in my garden haha #countryproblems

Natalie Kent@natalie_kent_

Sheep just chilling in my garden haha #countryproblems

2:56 PM - 08 May 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

3. Aggressive horses.

Took the dog out, got legged by horses. #countryproblems

Sophie Roberts@sofamonie

Took the dog out, got legged by horses. #countryproblems

2:02 PM - 29 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

4. Oblivious chickens.

Chickens with no sense of impending doom #countryproblems

Helen Wadsworth@Margotfandango

Chickens with no sense of impending doom #countryproblems

8:20 PM - 04 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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5. Horses who care about you and just want you to put the credit card down.

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6. Lairy owls.

Theres an owl kicking off outside my window. Annoying #CountrysideProblems

James Taylor@jameztaylor

Theres an owl kicking off outside my window. Annoying #CountrysideProblems

12:30 AM - 12 Sep 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

7. Who have absolutely no respect for your personal space.

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8. Surprise milkmen.

The fucking milk man just scared the shit out of me. Thought we were being robbed! Why is he around at this time?! #countrysideproblems

Laura Berry@laura_jb7

The fucking milk man just scared the shit out of me. Thought we were being robbed! Why is he around at this time?! #countrysideproblems

1:31 AM - 10 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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9. Aggressive territorial geese.

Oh yes, meant to show you this the other day, made me laugh. Postie couldn't get to the front door #Countryproblems

Hannah Cutler@Neandertalnerd

Oh yes, meant to show you this the other day, made me laugh. Postie couldn't get to the front door #Countryproblems

10:31 AM - 18 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

10. Village hooligans.

Who changed the village sign from Tingewick to Mingelick #countryproblems

Ewan Cochrane@Ewan_Cochrane

Who changed the village sign from Tingewick to Mingelick #countryproblems

12:05 PM - 29 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

11. The decline of the print publishing industry and its effect on readers.

"the parish magazine is going up by 10p" cries one lady in the village - cue village wild outrage and panic #countryproblems

james fyfe@jamesrfyfe

"the parish magazine is going up by 10p" cries one lady in the village - cue village wild outrage and panic #countryproblems

5:45 PM - 07 Apr 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

12. How it's impossible to get a signal anywhere.

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13. Especially when alternative options are limited.

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14. And even the squirrels are conspiring against you.

Finally got some internet, squirrels had chewed through the BT wire. #countrysideproblems

Joseph Coulter@josephcoulter

Finally got some internet, squirrels had chewed through the BT wire. #countrysideproblems

1:38 PM - 07 Apr 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

15. Local bees running amok.

Just had a beekeeper knock on the door due to a queen & swarm trying to settle in a tree on the drive, twas unexpected. #countrysideproblems

Andrew Hellebrand@AHellebrand

Just had a beekeeper knock on the door due to a queen & swarm trying to settle in a tree on the drive, twas unexpected. #countrysideproblems

3:38 PM - 01 Jun 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

16. Rowdy neighbours.

Fecking farmers doing all there fecking farming shenanigans at 3 in the fecking morning. Stopping me from sleeping...#countrysideproblems

Niall Quinn@NiallQuinn21

Fecking farmers doing all there fecking farming shenanigans at 3 in the fecking morning. Stopping me from sleeping...#countrysideproblems

8:10 AM - 13 Jul 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

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17. Pets who want to send you a warning.

The epitome of owning pets whilst living in the countryside :'( #countryproblems

esmee roach@ezzyroach

The epitome of owning pets whilst living in the countryside :'( #countryproblems

2:45 PM - 05 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

18. Thrilling local politics.

My local newspaper is so boring, the most exciting news is that some ladies have started a knitting club #countrysideproblems

ALB ⚡️@kingsofamy

My local newspaper is so boring, the most exciting news is that some ladies have started a knitting club #countrysideproblems

7:18 PM - 30 Apr 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

19. Roads that occasionally moonlight as rivers.

No visiting Brockham #countrysideproblems

20. Bulls who pop by to check up on you but just won't leave.

There's a bull in the garden! #countryproblems

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22. Bad traffic.

Terrible traffic this morn #countryproblems

23. Really bad traffic.

My bus just got stuck following a tractor #countryproblems

kelseyâš“@Kelsey1855

My bus just got stuck following a tractor🚜 #countryproblems

12:22 PM - 09 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

24. Inconsiderate pheasants.

Going anywhere takes twice as long at the moment #devon #countryproblems

Lydia Mansi@countryfille

Going anywhere takes twice as long at the moment #devon #countryproblems

11:54 AM - 26 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

25. The occasional face-off with a bull.

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26. Undercover potatoes.

Just went really out of my way to not run a hedgehog over, it was a potato. #countrysideproblems

@JessFrancis

Just went really out of my way to not run a hedgehog over, it was a potato. #countrysideproblems

11:02 PM - 18 Jan 13ReplyRetweetFavorite