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    This Is What Anti-Social Media Would Look Like If It Existed

    Because even misanthropes need social networks.

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    What else don't you care about? Let the internet know here.

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    This is a six second video of your friend's dog licking a pot plant. You can watch it forever. / Jo Barrow / BuzzFeed

    Twatter is perfect for when you're desperate for an expert opinion but will settle for a million uninformed ones instead.

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    Have your adolescent shame broadcast to the online world. Forever.

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    Spill ketchup down your shirt? Have a grumbl. Is your colleague doing that stupid whistling thing with his teeth again? Have a grumbl. Been living a lie as a football fan for the last four years because of that one time you made a comment in the pub about how Arsenal "always try and walk it in"? Have a grumbl.

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    Let a loved one know you disapprove. Send a No.

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    What a lovely fucking sunset. Bastard.

    Cryspace is a hub of news and entertainment that is specifically targeted at making you sad. Customise your cryspace experience so you never stop sobbing.

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    Rank your friends in order of how dull they are.

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    Swipe left or right - it really doesn't matter - we're all going to die alone anyway.

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    Crapchat! For picture messages so boring that even ten seconds will feel too long.

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