1. "Hello, I am hedgehog. No, not burrito. I am hedgehog."
chipotle's new hedgehog burrito
2. "I am not muffin either. I am hedgehog."
3. "I am not exhibit in museum. I am hedgehog."
4. "I am not rabbit. I am hedgehog."
5. "I am not romantic lead in Nicholas Sparks film. I am hedgehog."
I wish I had someone to lay with me and look at the stars
6. "I am not frappucino. I am hedgehog."
7. "I am not licensed driver. I am hedgehog."
get in losers we're going shopping
8. "I am not cheerio. I am hedgehog."
9. "I am not child in playground. I am hedgehog."
Went to the park with my turtle friend 🐢
10. "I am not little spoon. I am hedgehog."
I'm always the little spoon
11. "I am not seasoner camper. I am hedgehog."
12. "I am not professional footballer, I am hedgehog."
13. "I am not chick. I am hedgehog."
you got a problem buddy?
14. "I am not cuddly toy. I am hedgehog."
15. "I am not halloween child. I am hedgehog."
throwback to halloween: i was pulling all the boys
16. "I am not pokemon. I am hedgehog."
17. "I am not first world anarchist. I am hedgehog."
18. "I am not motivational speaker. I am hedgehog."
reach 4 the sky