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Are You Even A Vaguely Competent Human Being?

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  1. Are you a fully functioning adult?

    Check off everything you do.

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    I get up before midday at the weekends.
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    I can sew a button.
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    I can iron a shirt.
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    I can do laundry.
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    I know how to check the gas meter.
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    I can load a dishwasher correctly.
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    I can replace a lightbulb.
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    I eat vegetables at least once a day.
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    I know how to hang a frame.
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    I can remove a red wine stain.
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    I can cook a vegetarian meal that isn't pasta.
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    I can change a vacuum bag.
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    I can wrap a present neatly.
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    I can keep a plant alive.
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    I can assemble flatpack furniture.
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    I can make - and keep - plans more than three weeks in advance.
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    I can hold a conversation on the phone.
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    I can remove spiders from my house without fear.
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    I shower even when I have no plans to leave the house.
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    I keep track of all my direct debits.
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    I stop drinking when I'm drunk.
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    I exercise regularly.
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    I can ride a bike.
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    I can fix a puncture.
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    I can drive a car.
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    I can replace a tire.
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    I can jumpstart a car.
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    I can read a real map.
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    I floss.
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    I am cautious with my presence on social media.
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    I can make a cake with a recipe.
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    I understand basic cooking hygiene.
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    I have thrown a dinner party.
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    I can sharpen a knife.
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    I can boil an egg to soft or hard boiled.
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    I can make a proper cup of coffee.
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    I can make a decent stock.
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    I know how to unblock a toilet.
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    I know how to hold a baby.
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    I can change a nappy.
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    I know what should be recycled.
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    I actually recycle.
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    I compost.
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    I vote.
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    I can write a formal letter.
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    I can correctly identify how many stamps to use.
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    I can do my taxes.
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    I have a savings account.
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    I have a pension.
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    I have an organised folder of important documents.
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    I see my family regularly.
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    I know when and how much to tip.
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    I understand inflation.
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    I have insurance.
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    I have a good credit rating.
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    I see the doctor when I am sick.
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    I visit the dentist regularly.
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    I know how to remove a splinter.
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    I can shuffle a deck of cards.
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    I understand Facebook's privacy settings.
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    I can use basic HTML formatting.
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    I can touch type.
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    I know how to back up my information.
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    I know where in the world most countries are.
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    I understand the basic principles of the major world religions.
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    I understand the electoral system.
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    I always remember someone's name after being introduced.
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    I can confidently request the bill at a restaurant.
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    I pay attention to the news.
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    I dress appropriately for the weather.
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    My bedroom is tidy more often than it isn't.
  1. Pick the number you got in the above quiz

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    1-25
    Correct
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    26-40
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    41-53
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    54-73
 
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