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    Jan 13, 2015

    19 Of The Most Badass Things That Have Ever Happened

    Be the badass you want to see in the world.

    1. When this pug gave no fucks.

    2. When this USB drive was on a mission.

    3. When these penguins became lords of the beach.

    4. When Julie left this incredible instruction for her funeral.

    5. When this badass plaque was created.

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    His full name is actually Lieutenant General Sir Manley Power, Knight Commander of the Order of the Tower and the Sword, of Valor, Loyalty and of Merit.

    6. When Tumblr found badassery in the unlikeliest places.

    7. When this cat didn't care that she was sitting on pure pain in plastic form.

    8. When Jerry was given the greatest surname ever.

    9. When this hamster took on the world.

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    "Yeah, she looks cute, I know, but this hamster is a SURVIVOR. Two times in the last week my 15 pound cat was able to separate the tubes allowing the hamster out. Not only did the cat not kill and eat the hamster, for about 4 hours the hamster walked around the house like a BOSS. Basically challenged the cat to eat her while flipping the bird, for a moment I swear I heard the hamster call the cat a bitch. Really, what you're looking at is the Chuck Norris of hamsters, but that might not be giving the hamster enough credit. I'd just give you the hamster and all of the supplies, but I'm scared there'd be fist fights at my front door and the only thing that could break the fights up is this bad ass hamster. I don't even want to get rid of the hamster, I just don't know if I can properly protect my family and other pets from this bad motherfucker.

    $20 for the hamster, the 10 gallon aquarium, the lid, the wheel, the water thingy, the house, the food dish, and all those sweet ass tubes, any food that I still have on hand, any bedding I still have on hand and anything else hamster related I find between now and then.

    IT DOES NOT INCLUDE THE INSURANCE YOU WILL NEED TO KEEP YOU, YOUR FAMILY, OR ANY OTHER PETS YOU MIGHT HAVE SADE FROM THE BAD ASS HAMSTER."

    10. When Jan Lisewski conquered the sea.

    11. When this carrot took no prisoners.

    12. When the patrons of this pub feasted on the sweetest dish.

    13. When this grandma taught the internet a lesson in sheer badassery.

    14. When this guinea pig fathered a nation.

    15. When these pensioners took on old age headfirst.

    16. When this badass woman spoke the truth.

    17. When this duck decided that this was his time to shine.

    18. When Don W. Dollar had this essential business card made.

    19. But most of all, when this man took on a harsh and unfeeling society and won.

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