"Yeah, she looks cute, I know, but this hamster is a SURVIVOR. Two times in the last week my 15 pound cat was able to separate the tubes allowing the hamster out. Not only did the cat not kill and eat the hamster, for about 4 hours the hamster walked around the house like a BOSS. Basically challenged the cat to eat her while flipping the bird, for a moment I swear I heard the hamster call the cat a bitch. Really, what you're looking at is the Chuck Norris of hamsters, but that might not be giving the hamster enough credit. I'd just give you the hamster and all of the supplies, but I'm scared there'd be fist fights at my front door and the only thing that could break the fights up is this bad ass hamster. I don't even want to get rid of the hamster, I just don't know if I can properly protect my family and other pets from this bad motherfucker.
$20 for the hamster, the 10 gallon aquarium, the lid, the wheel, the water thingy, the house, the food dish, and all those sweet ass tubes, any food that I still have on hand, any bedding I still have on hand and anything else hamster related I find between now and then.
IT DOES NOT INCLUDE THE INSURANCE YOU WILL NEED TO KEEP YOU, YOUR FAMILY, OR ANY OTHER PETS YOU MIGHT HAVE SADE FROM THE BAD ASS HAMSTER."