It's been 14 years since Andrew W.K. blessed the world with this literal party anthem.
Ever since he joined Twitter, he's been dispersing valuable nuggets of partying philosophy, so we too can party as hard as him.
1. His tips include general rules for a party lifestyle.
PARTY TIP: We don't party to make us feel awesome; we party because we already are awesome.
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PARTY TIP: Haters are just people who haven't quite figured out partying.
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PARTY TIP: What doesn't kill us only makes us party.
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PARTY TIP: Don't say mean things about nice people.
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PARTY TIP: Laughing 'til you puke is a rare and life-changing experience.
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PARTY TIP: Stand by clowns.
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PARTY TIP: If you're afraid you'll regret something in the morning, just sleep until the afternoon.
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PARTY TIP: Remember, with your help we can prevent unpartying.
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PARTY TIP: You can do anything while partying. You can even party while partying.
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PARTY TIP: Cradle a dog.
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PARTY TIP: I strongly recommend having at least one black light in your home.
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PARTY TIP: I humbly request that you gently approach all small young dogs like basic soft angels.
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PARTY TIP: Cradle some vegetables.
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PARTY TIP: In case you weren't aware, boobytrap spelled backwards is partyboob.
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PARTY TIP: If it was easy, it wouldn't be called partying hard.
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PARTY TIP: Mama always said life is like a box of party. You never know which party you're party to party.
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PARTY TIP: Night waffles.
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PARTY TIP: Ice is the party form of water. Snow is the party form of ice. And you're the party form of me.
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PARTY TIP: Life is a celebration of not being dead.
21. Sometimes he turns his mind to how partying can improve your life.
PARTY TIP: PARTYING SOLVES ALL MY PROBLEMS.
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PARTY TIP: Hug all the chubby pets.
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PARTY TIP: Hold a cat's head. Cup its face in your hands and soften its cheeks with your thumbs.
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PARTY TIP: Sometimes the little things in life make all the difference, ie: Remember to always have extra toilet paper at home.
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PARTY TIP: You'll never be as young as you are right now. Go overboard.
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28. And occasionally his party tips just speak ~truth~.
PARTY TIP: Smile more often. It looks awesome.
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PARTY TIP: Wherever you are, take a deep breath, look straight up, count to 55, yell "PARTY!" and you will summon my spirit.
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PARTY TIP: Reach out to an old, long-lost friend, and tell them you love them and wish them joy!
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PARTY TIP: Look at the sky and realize how small we are. Then look at the ground and realize how big we are.Then PARTY HARD!
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PARTY TIP: What matters most is using every moment you're alive to become the best person you can be.
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PARTY TIP: The most important and valuable possession you have in this whole world is your spirit.
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PARTY TIP: It's OK to be overwhelmed by life.
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PARTY TIP: Get in a car. Pick up your friends. Play music you love. Open the windows and drive. Be glad you're alive.
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PARTY TIP: Don’t worry. Stay positive. Let go of the stress. Everything will work out. I’m hugging you.
Shine on, you crazy diamond. Shine on.
