Buzz·Posted on 9 Mar 201537 Times Andrew W.K. Was A Partying Philosopher GeniusParty tip: If it was easy, it wouldn't be called partying hard.by Jo BarrowBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail It's been 14 years since Andrew W.K. blessed the world with this literal party anthem. View this track on SoundCloud w.soundcloud.com Ever since he joined Twitter, he's been dispersing valuable nuggets of partying philosophy, so we too can party as hard as him. 1. His tips include general rules for a party lifestyle. ANDREW W.K. @AndrewWK PARTY TIP: We don't party to make us feel awesome; we party because we already are awesome. 09:03 PM - 08 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. ANDREW W.K. @AndrewWK PARTY TIP: Haters are just people who haven't quite figured out partying. 11:05 PM - 07 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. ANDREW W.K. @AndrewWK PARTY TIP: What doesn't kill us only makes us party. 07:03 PM - 07 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. ANDREW W.K. @AndrewWK PARTY TIP: Don't say mean things about nice people. 09:03 PM - 07 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. ANDREW W.K. @AndrewWK PARTY TIP: Laughing 'til you puke is a rare and life-changing experience. 08:34 PM - 04 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. ANDREW W.K. @AndrewWK PARTY TIP: Stand by clowns. 11:25 PM - 12 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. ANDREW W.K. @AndrewWK PARTY TIP: If you're afraid you'll regret something in the morning, just sleep until the afternoon. 03:13 PM - 28 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. ANDREW W.K. @AndrewWK PARTY TIP: Remember, with your help we can prevent unpartying. 10:00 PM - 16 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. ANDREW W.K. @AndrewWK PARTY TIP: You can do anything while partying. You can even party while partying. 06:01 PM - 12 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. ANDREW W.K. @AndrewWK PARTY TIP: Cradle a dog. 08:01 PM - 04 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. ANDREW W.K. @AndrewWK PARTY TIP: I strongly recommend having at least one black light in your home. 06:00 PM - 10 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. ANDREW W.K. @AndrewWK PARTY TIP: I humbly request that you gently approach all small young dogs like basic soft angels. 06:00 PM - 03 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. ANDREW W.K. @AndrewWK PARTY TIP: Cradle some vegetables. 08:36 PM - 10 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. ANDREW W.K. @AndrewWK PARTY TIP: In case you weren't aware, boobytrap spelled backwards is partyboob. 08:14 PM - 31 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. ANDREW W.K. @AndrewWK PARTY TIP: If it was easy, it wouldn't be called partying hard. 05:00 PM - 30 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. ANDREW W.K. @AndrewWK PARTY TIP: Mama always said life is like a box of party. You never know which party you're party to party. 10:20 PM - 28 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. 18. ANDREW W.K. @AndrewWK PARTY TIP: Night waffles. 02:42 AM - 28 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. ANDREW W.K. @AndrewWK PARTY TIP: Ice is the party form of water. Snow is the party form of ice. And you're the party form of me. 08:00 PM - 26 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. ANDREW W.K. @AndrewWK PARTY TIP: Life is a celebration of not being dead. 08:01 PM - 25 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Sometimes he turns his mind to how partying can improve your life. ANDREW W.K. @AndrewWK PARTY TIP: PARTYING SOLVES ALL MY PROBLEMS. 08:00 PM - 09 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. ANDREW W.K. @AndrewWK PARTY TIP: Hug all the chubby pets. 01:28 AM - 22 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. 24. ANDREW W.K. @AndrewWK PARTY TIP: Hold a cat's head. Cup its face in your hands and soften its cheeks with your thumbs. 06:01 PM - 20 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. ANDREW W.K. @AndrewWK PARTY TIP: Sometimes the little things in life make all the difference, ie: Remember to always have extra toilet paper at home. 11:01 PM - 16 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. ANDREW W.K. @AndrewWK PARTY TIP: You'll never be as young as you are right now. Go overboard. 08:02 PM - 13 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. 28. And occasionally his party tips just speak ~truth~. ANDREW W.K. @AndrewWK PARTY TIP: Smile more often. It looks awesome. 09:00 PM - 07 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. ANDREW W.K. @AndrewWK PARTY TIP: Wherever you are, take a deep breath, look straight up, count to 55, yell "PARTY!" and you will summon my spirit. 10:00 PM - 29 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. ANDREW W.K. @AndrewWK PARTY TIP: Reach out to an old, long-lost friend, and tell them you love them and wish them joy! 05:52 PM - 24 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. ANDREW W.K. @AndrewWK PARTY TIP: Look at the sky and realize how small we are. Then look at the ground and realize how big we are.Then PARTY HARD! 06:00 PM - 22 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. 33. ANDREW W.K. @AndrewWK PARTY TIP: What matters most is using every moment you're alive to become the best person you can be. 06:34 PM - 23 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 34. ANDREW W.K. @AndrewWK PARTY TIP: The most important and valuable possession you have in this whole world is your spirit. 04:45 PM - 21 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 35. ANDREW W.K. @AndrewWK PARTY TIP: It's OK to be overwhelmed by life. 07:23 PM - 15 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 36. ANDREW W.K. @AndrewWK PARTY TIP: Get in a car. Pick up your friends. Play music you love. Open the windows and drive. Be glad you're alive. 08:04 PM - 13 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 37. ANDREW W.K. @AndrewWK PARTY TIP: Don’t worry. Stay positive. Let go of the stress. Everything will work out. I’m hugging you. 05:57 PM - 24 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Shine on, you crazy diamond. Shine on. For more of Andrew W.K.'s genius philosophy, click here.