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    37 Times Andrew W.K. Was A Partying Philosopher Genius

    Party tip: If it was easy, it wouldn't be called partying hard.

    It's been 14 years since Andrew W.K. blessed the world with this literal party anthem.

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    Ever since he joined Twitter, he's been dispersing valuable nuggets of partying philosophy, so we too can party as hard as him.

    1. His tips include general rules for a party lifestyle.

    PARTY TIP: We don't party to make us feel awesome; we party because we already are awesome.

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    PARTY TIP: Haters are just people who haven't quite figured out partying.

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    PARTY TIP: What doesn't kill us only makes us party.

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    PARTY TIP: Don't say mean things about nice people.

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    PARTY TIP: Laughing 'til you puke is a rare and life-changing experience.

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    PARTY TIP: If you're afraid you'll regret something in the morning, just sleep until the afternoon.

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    PARTY TIP: Remember, with your help we can prevent unpartying.

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    PARTY TIP: You can do anything while partying. You can even party while partying.

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    PARTY TIP: I strongly recommend having at least one black light in your home.

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    PARTY TIP: I humbly request that you gently approach all small young dogs like basic soft angels.

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    PARTY TIP: Cradle some vegetables.

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    PARTY TIP: In case you weren't aware, boobytrap spelled backwards is partyboob.

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    PARTY TIP: If it was easy, it wouldn't be called partying hard.

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    PARTY TIP: Mama always said life is like a box of party. You never know which party you're party to party.

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    PARTY TIP: Ice is the party form of water. Snow is the party form of ice. And you're the party form of me.

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    PARTY TIP: Life is a celebration of not being dead.

    21. Sometimes he turns his mind to how partying can improve your life.

    PARTY TIP: PARTYING SOLVES ALL MY PROBLEMS.

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    PARTY TIP: Hug all the chubby pets.

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    PARTY TIP: Hold a cat's head. Cup its face in your hands and soften its cheeks with your thumbs.

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    PARTY TIP: Sometimes the little things in life make all the difference, ie: Remember to always have extra toilet paper at home.

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    PARTY TIP: You'll never be as young as you are right now. Go overboard.

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    28. And occasionally his party tips just speak ~truth~.

    PARTY TIP: Smile more often. It looks awesome.

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    PARTY TIP: Wherever you are, take a deep breath, look straight up, count to 55, yell "PARTY!" and you will summon my spirit.

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    PARTY TIP: Reach out to an old, long-lost friend, and tell them you love them and wish them joy!

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    PARTY TIP: Look at the sky and realize how small we are. Then look at the ground and realize how big we are.Then PARTY HARD!

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    PARTY TIP: What matters most is using every moment you're alive to become the best person you can be.

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    PARTY TIP: The most important and valuable possession you have in this whole world is your spirit.

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    PARTY TIP: It's OK to be overwhelmed by life.

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    PARTY TIP: Get in a car. Pick up your friends. Play music you love. Open the windows and drive. Be glad you're alive.

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    PARTY TIP: Don’t worry. Stay positive. Let go of the stress. Everything will work out. I’m hugging you.

    Shine on, you crazy diamond. Shine on.

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