Sure, he's starred in Friday Night Lights, Parenthood, Chronicle, and other stuff BUT NOW he should take on his most rewarding roll yet as... your boyfriend. Hopefully your local hospital is equipped to treat people who have melted from being smiled at by Michael B. Jordan.

You've seen him on The Mindy Project. Now he could be your cranky but endearing boyfriend, if you're into cranky but endearing man candy.

BBC Darcy should be your new boyfriend. Hopefully you have easy access to a lake so you can make him jump into it and then come out sopping weight but still wearing clothes. Make him do that as much as you want since he's your new boyfriend.

I hope you're hungry for a sandwich made of awkward conversation and sexual tension. With a side of being attracted to a cartoon character.

Do you trust him? DO YOU TRUST HIM? I hope so because he's your new boyfriend! But don't worry, he doesn't think you're just some prize to be won. And he has a pet monkey, so, score.

I hope you enjoy the phrase "have mercy" because you're about to be hearing it A LOT.