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Who Is Your Arch Nemesis?

Your one true enemy is out there. Watching. Waiting.

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Who Is Your Arch Nemesis?

You got: Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber. He's out there somehow, lurking. And before you say, "Oh, I could take him. Easy," just remember, he has entire army of Beliebers. So be careful, because he is your enemy.

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You got: Guy Fieri

Guy Fieri represents everything you do not believe in. You're not about to step over country lines into Flavortown. Not a chance. But be careful. Because he's watching you. And if you aren't careful he will pour chili on you while you're sleeping and dip tortilla chips into it like it's nothing.

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You got: Gwyneth Paltrow

Do not trust Gwyneth Paltrow. She could be in your home right now, hiding in your closet, waiting with a freshly blended green smoothie in hand, ready to destroy you. Do not let this happen.

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You got: Jaden Smith

Sure, Jaden Smith seems like a nice enough young man, but what is he hiding? All you have to do is take one look at his highly philosophical tweets to realize he's got something up his sleeve. (Tweets like: "You Can Discover Everything You Need To Know About Everything By Looking At Your Hands.") He may have an innocent face, but he is your rival.

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You got: Oprah

Oprah! She has 3 billion dollars. So watch your back. You might think she's out in her garden harvesting turnips, but really... she's watching you.

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You got: A Pineapple Wearing Sunglasses

Look, you don't have to be wary of all pineapples. Most pineapples are fine. But there's one super cool pineapple out there who has a major problem with you. It's wearing sunglasses. That's how you know it's super cool. But you must destroy it before it destroys you. You've been warned.

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You got: The King Of The Rats

Up above ground--that's your domain. But down in the sewers, that's the territory of the King of the Rats, your worst enemy. As long as you stay above ground and he stays underground things should be just fine. But one slip and a major turf war could ensue. Be careful, he's very smart, not to mention regal.

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You got: Squirrels

The biggest mistake you can ever make is trusting a squirrel. Maybe you've suspected it, but you and the squirrels are not on friendly terms. So be careful out there, because you never know when a squirrel is lurking. But you're better than a bunch of squirrels. Never forget that.

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You got: Taylor Swift

Old Swifty Swift. She would destroy you if she could. But you can't let that happen. Behind that folksy charm is a fierce rivalry aimed directly at you. But don't worry, you've got this. Just make sure she's not right behind you right now.

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