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Which Sexual Thing Are You?

Oh no! It looks like you've been naughty! Or maybe nice? It actually doesn't matter. Sexy Santa is coming down your chimney and he's not wearing a shirt. He forgot to wear one.

Sexy Santa

What's that sound? It's so sensual. It's some dude playing saxophone! You have reached the highest level of smooth jazz and there's no coming down from here. You are everything.

Saxophone Guy

Uh oh. Someone made a mess. A BIG mess. It's gonna take a LONG time to clean it ALL up. Who's gonna wash all this whipped cream off of EVERYTHING? It's EVERYWHERE.

Whipped Cream Everywhere

Shhhhhh you're the most dangerous of all. The dangerous whisper. What was said? To everyone else in the room it sounded like, "Pst pst pst whisper whisper" but you know the truth. You know that WORDS were said. DANGEROUS words. SECRET words. SEXY words.

Dangerous Whisper

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