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Which Godforsaken Abomination Are You?

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Which Godforsaken Abomination Are You?

You got: Worm Child

You are Worm Child. Part worm, part human child. Fertilizing soil with a youthful exuberance and curiosity. Perhaps you can go into gardening, work at a greenhouse. Do whatever you want, Worm Child.

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You got: Kindle With Human Hands

You're a Kindle with human hands. You're an e-reader that can give someone a high five, or sensually caress someone as they read. Totally up to you what you do with the hands. Super useful.

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You got: Yogurt Dog

You're Yogurt Dog. You're part yogurt, part dog. All the protein and probiotics of a yogurt with the dogginess of a dog. "Woof woof," you say as your yogurty body sits in a bowl.

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You got: Horse Snake

You're a horse snake. Half snake, half horse. Well, if we're being honest, it's mostly snake. But that's OK. Your horse head is still great for eating apples, neighing, whinnying, and potentially frightening people in an organized crime scenario. And then your body helps you get around in a really unique and fun way.

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You got: Bread Eagle

You're bread eagle. You have the body of a mighty eagle, but a delicious loaf of bread for a head. The best of both worlds. Eagles are respected and regal while bread is something a lot of people really enjoy eating. A winning combination.

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You got: Lobster Bunny

You're Lobster Bunny. You're a bunny with lobster claws. Congratulations! You can now dominate all the other bunnies. Yes, you're adorable, but no one's taking advantage of you. That's where the lobster claws come in. The perfect combination of cute and pinchy.

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