"I'm personally shocked I don't have more trash in here. But am not shocked that I only remembered one sock for my exercise class after work."
"You're probably thinking, 'Jesus, how many lips do you have if you need 13 products in your tiny-ass bag?' But I know every single tube's shade and color payoff and wear-time. Because I'm never in the same place for more than 6 hours, I wind up changing my lip color sometimes as many as four times a day because I want to wear them ALL."
"I’m clearly a messy garbage person. Laying all these items out makes it very clear to me that I don’t need half of this stuff. "
"I never leave the house without an umbrella. It's one of the most aggressively uncool things that I do."
"The only thing I think I need to explain is my orange shoe horn. I like to carry one around with me all of the time because I wear a lot of sneakers and boots that I need help sliding into. If I don't have a shoe horn to help me then the back of my shoes would be RUINED and what's the point of having nice things."
"Tbh this feels like a very accurate representation of my brainscape: Nintendo 3DS, half-knitted pair of socks, underwear (IT'S CLEAN). I wouldn't say I'm messy, but I do have a strong, anxious desire to be prepared for anything."
"The flag. I grabbed it thinking that it was a Colombian flag, but later discovered that it probably is Romania's. This was shocking, I had not been able to recognize my country's flag. So I kept it... as a reminder of my stupidity."
"My favorite thing (besides my knife lol!) is the moonfaced sticker I have in the back of my phone. I use it all the time to throw people off. No one knows EXACTLY what it means."
"The pile of clean and dirty Kleenex is a constant for me, wherever I am. Boyfriends have always complained that it's gross, but my nose always drips so I always have something to catch it!"
"I think I'm generally organized but I think an ~organized person~ would probably disagree. But a messy garbage person would be like, "Nah you're organized."
"The weirdest thing in my bag is probably the crystal I got at Otherwild in LA that is supposed to banish bad vibes. I constantly forget it's in my purse but I've had a lot of good vibes lately so maybe it's working?"
"I would like to explain the lighter. If my mom is reading this, I want her to know the lighter is for a candle I have at my desk. I do not smoke cigarettes, Mom!!!!!!"