What Should You Actually Eat For Lunch?
Look, this is the classic standby for a reason. Don't fight it. Get a bunch of stuff all up in some bread the way lunch is supposed to be. You're a reasonable person. So go eat a sandwich.
You look like you could use a nice, hot, liquid hug. That's what soup is! Are you feeling vulnerable? Don't worry, soup is there to make you feel safe. It's not here to judge--it's here to love. Isn't that what you really want? Go eat some soup.
Ignore the haters. You can eat WHATEVER YOU WANT. There are no rules. The ice cream is calling to you. And if someone says "Ice cream doesn't really sound like a lunch food," you slap that person right in the face, or at the very least cut them from your life forever. Go team ice cream!
Sorry. You got salad. Go eat your salad and try not to cry. And if you love salad, well, congratulations. Why don't you marry it?
YES EAT PASTA NOW. The dark horse of lunch. Maybe it's not the best life decision. Or maybe IT IS.
Oooh baby, do you know what that's worth? Oooo heaven is a burrito for lunch. Stop doubting and go put a burrito in your face right now.