You look like you could use a nice, hot, liquid hug. That’s what soup is! Are you feeling vulnerable? Don’t worry, soup is there to make you feel safe. It’s not here to judge—it’s here to love. Isn’t that what you really want? Go eat some soup.
Ignore the haters. You can eat WHATEVER YOU WANT. There are no rules. The ice cream is calling to you. And if someone says “Ice cream doesn’t really sound like a lunch food,” you slap that person right in the face, or at the very least cut them from your life forever. Go team ice cream!