What Arbitrary Thing Are You?

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What Arbitrary Thing Are You?

You got: Box Of Hangers

You're a box of hangers! Maybe you'll come in handy one day. You're persistent, ever present. You're always there, lurking. Your purpose in life is clear, though not always necessary.

Box Of Hangers
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You got: A Big Rusty Hook

You're a big rusty hook! Lookout, you're gonna give someone tetanus. On the bright side, you're handy for hooking a lot of stuff.

A Big Rusty Hook
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You got: Subway Jared's Big Pants

Remember Jared and his big pants? Those pants are you! You serve as a constant reminder that we all have demons. And we CAN beat those demons with the right combination of lunch meats

Subway Jared's Big Pants
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You got: A Handful Of Beans

You're a handful of beans! You're so full of possibility--nutrition, protein, the hope for the future harvest. You're so simple and yet so beautiful.

A Handful Of Beans
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You got: A 2 Liter Bottle Of Generic Soda Pop

You're a 2 liter bottle of generic soda pop! You might raise some eyebrows but you get the job done. Get outta town, snobs.

A 2 Liter Bottle Of Generic Soda Pop
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You got: A New York Times Trend Story

You're a New York Times trend story! Are more people eating lunch? Are hats gaining traction? Is there an epidemic of teens going out at night and digging holes? Everyone can find out tons of ground breaking, definitely trendy stuff from you!

A New York Times Trend Story
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You got: A Bunch Of Dead AA Batteries

You're a bunch of dead AA batteries! What are we gonna do with you? You're always around. Cheerfully peeking out of junk drawers. You may be out of power, but at least you're ubiquitous.

A Bunch Of Dead AA Batteries
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You got: The Baha Men

You're the Baha Men! You've made your mark on history with one very important question. A question that may never really have an answer. You're always solving dog-related mysteries.

The Baha Men
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You got: A Really Fat Squirrel

You're a really fat squirrel! What have you been eating? Every nut ever? That's OK, you win at hibernation so hard.

A Really Fat Squirrel
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