What Arbitrary Thing Are You?
You're a box of hangers! Maybe you'll come in handy one day. You're persistent, ever present. You're always there, lurking. Your purpose in life is clear, though not always necessary.
You're a big rusty hook! Lookout, you're gonna give someone tetanus. On the bright side, you're handy for hooking a lot of stuff.
Remember Jared and his big pants? Those pants are you! You serve as a constant reminder that we all have demons. And we CAN beat those demons with the right combination of lunch meats
You're a handful of beans! You're so full of possibility--nutrition, protein, the hope for the future harvest. You're so simple and yet so beautiful.
You're a 2 liter bottle of generic soda pop! You might raise some eyebrows but you get the job done. Get outta town, snobs.
You're a New York Times trend story! Are more people eating lunch? Are hats gaining traction? Is there an epidemic of teens going out at night and digging holes? Everyone can find out tons of ground breaking, definitely trendy stuff from you!
You're a bunch of dead AA batteries! What are we gonna do with you? You're always around. Cheerfully peeking out of junk drawers. You may be out of power, but at least you're ubiquitous.
You're the Baha Men! You've made your mark on history with one very important question. A question that may never really have an answer. You're always solving dog-related mysteries.
You're a really fat squirrel! What have you been eating? Every nut ever? That's OK, you win at hibernation so hard.