I have urgent information I need to communicate.It's really important.I understand the dictionary definition of "important."I'm willing to take a written test to prove it.The person I'm calling is over the age of 50.I'm going to leave my message in the form of a song.For me, voicemails are a type of performance art.The person I'm calling has no way of accessing email or text and the "missed call" function on their phone is broken.I'm calling a landline.The person I'm calling has explicitly said "I love voicemails."The person I'm calling has explicitly said "Please leave me a voicemail. It will really make my day."I was not holding a gun to that person's head.The person I'm calling enjoys the ritual of entering a passcode and patiently listening.I have a really sexy voice.I'm a very successful voiceover actor and the sound of my voice is in high demand.I promise not to breathe into the phone.I'm a time traveler from 30 years ago and I don't know any better.The person I'm calling is a supernatural creature that feeds on voicemails to gain life energy.The person I'm calling was kidnapped and leaving a voicemail was part of the crucial instructions of their captors.I measure my own self worth with the quality of my voicemails. It's all I have.