1. Bird-Feet Side Table
2. Mason Jar Shot Glasses
3. $69 Ladder "Shelf"
4. $129 Blanket "Storage Ladder"
5. Flask Bracelet
Chelsea: This is for when you want a piece of jewelry that looks like crap AND a flask that's not functional.
Joanna: Can you imagine watching someone drink out of a bracelet?
Just taking a swig on my arm.
Chelsea: I feel like the purpose of this is to be discreet and it's the opposite of discreet.
Joanna: How much liquid can even fit in there?
Enough to fill one tiny mason jar shot glass.
6. Stay Awhile Wall Hook
7. Puff Puff Pass Ashtray
8. $100 Wall Hanging
9. Coconut Water Scented Candle
10. Skull Sculpture
11. Banana Flask
12. Combination Wine Glass and Martini Glass
Joanna: This is the ugliest drinking glass I've ever seen. And this is coming from someone whose favorite cup was a plastic color-change Aladdin cup from Burger King.
Chelsea: Also why don't you just put your alcohol in a normal mug like everyone else, OK?
Joanna: You're too fancy for a tiny urine-soaked Mason jar?
13. "Light Sleeper Heavy Dreamer" Pillow
14. Eyeball Box
Chelsea: This seems like something one of the wives on Sister Wives would make tbh.
Joanna: Need a safe storage space for my diamond rings — oh, this eyeball will do.
Chelsea: This would be the worst thing to come alive in Toy Story.
Joanna: You know what people wish they could do? Open up an eyeball and put stuff inside it.