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The Ultimate Christmas Drinking Game

'Tis the season to get hammered.

1. Someone tries to save discarded wrapping paper.

2. An ornament breaks.

3. An adult is aggressively insistent that Santa is real.

4. Someone shakes a gift.

5. For every visible Santa hat in the room.

6. For every homemade ornament on the tree that looks like actual garbage.

7. A debate breaks out over when to open presents.

8. Someone gets passive-aggressive.

9. Someone says the presents are too pretty to open.

10. Someone insists on listening to the ear torture that is "All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth" or The Chipmunks.

11. Someone doesn't understand what their gift is.

12. A cat gets tangled in the tree.

13. Someone makes a creepy reference to being "naughty or nice."

14. Someone clearly fakes liking their gift.

15. Someone tells you you're getting coal.

16. Someone gets packaging rage from an impossible-to-open plastic clamshell.

17. Someone starts crying.

18. Debate breaks out over what Christmas movie to watch.

19. If it's after 3 p.m. and you're still wearing pajamas.

20. A child warms everyone's hearts.

21. A child annoys everyone.

22. Something is clearly regifted.

23. Glitter gets everywhere.