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21 Things For People Who Are Sick Of Christmas

Calm down, Christmas. Come take a break from holiday cheer.

1. Non-Gingerbread Men

2. Eggs, Un-Nogged

3. Just Regular Deer

4. Non-Candy Canes

5. Tasteful Sweaters

6. A Polar Bear Eating a Fish and Not Drinking Coca-Cola

7. Actors from Love Actually in Other, Non-Christmasy Roles

8. Room Temperature Chocolate

9. No One Entering Your Home Through Here

10. This Is Just a Guy from The Walking Dead

11. This Is the Italian Flag and Not a Seasonal Decoration

12. This Big Bag Is Definitely Not Full of Presents

13. A Nutcracker That Doesn't Look Like a Bearded Man

14. Stockings Full of Feet, as Intended

15. A Snowman That Will Never, Ever, EVER Come to Life

16. Non-Jingling Bell

17. Non-Figgy Pudding

18. A Big Drummer Man

19. Regular Trees Just Goin' Natural

20. Fruit-Free Cake

21. No One Seeing You While You're Sleeping, Hopefully