1. You have plans looming. Fill yourself with toxic levels of dread.
3. Push guilt and all other feelings to the bottom of your self consciousness.
5. Soar to freedom on the wings of an eagle.
6. Take off your pants as soon as humanly possible.
7. Hide in a cave forever.
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