The Ultimate Arbor Day Drinking Game

    National Arbor Day is April 25. Will you be drunk?

    If you see a tree...

    If you appreciate the natural splendor of trees...

    If you plant a tree...

    If you see someone else plant a tree...

    If you breathe oxygen from a tree...

    If your delicate ecosystem requires the assistance of trees to survive...

    If you just love the hell out of trees...