Pants are hands down the most overrated clothing item of all time. Often constricting, it’s like your legs, butt, and lower torso are in some kind of prison. No thanks. And if you’re wracking your brain for some kind of pants alternative, just stop right now. Pants are so over. Embrace this look, pioneered by such fashion icons as Winnie the Pooh and Donald Duck.
Life is hard. Thank god for ponchos. If you get one big enough you can completely bypass the hassle of other clothes. And don’t think you need to spend the big bucks on name-brand Crocs. There are plenty of impostors for up to dollars cheaper. Just ask Anna Wintour.
Sometimes clothes make it look like you’re trying way too hard. There’s nothing easier than throwing on your own garment-like outfit with a sheet. The toga. The ghost. That scene in The Notebook where Allie goes to the door of Noah’s house wrapped only in bedding and her mom’s at the door. Re-create any of these classic looks with only a sheet.
A garbage bag is the Little Black Dress of plastic bags. It’s versatile, goes with everything, and can keep you moderately dry if it starts raining. Plus, with a garbage bag, you get to be the designer. Poke the head and arm holes anywhere you want for your own unique, personal style. In a pinch, empty tissue boxes can be worn as shoes.
- Nope, President Donald Trump will not release his tax returns after an IRS audit, the White House says, despite pledging to do so.
- Trump has commented on yesterday's massive Women's Marches asking, "why didn't these people vote?"
- Kellyanne Conway says White House press sec. Sean Spicer didn't lie about crowd size at Trump's inauguration. He gave "alternative facts."
- Aziz Ansari has made history as the first South Asian to host 'SNL.' In his monologue, he called Trump "the Chris Brown of politics."