My name is Joanna and I am a very casual runner. I'm probably not even allowed to be called a "runner," more like "a person who runs, sometimes." I say that because I recently spent a considerable amount of time trying to run in the shape of male genitalia.
I started using a running app with GPS (Nike+ Run Club) that shows you the shape of your run. After each run I get excited to see what shape I ran. But then I remember I always run in a circle*, which is a shape for losers and dorks.
My first attempt was... not very good.
It looked more like a space shuttle.
Penis attempt #2 was better, but still not right.
This one looked more like a whale.
Penis attempt #3 was the worst one yet.
This one looks kind of like a neti pot squirting water up someone's nose. Maybe?
Penis attempt #4: Dreams do come true.
Nothing compares to the feeling of successfully running in the shape of a penis.
Everyone is impressed with my accomplishment and jealous, too.