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    The World According To "Nice Guys" As Explained By Charts

    Step one: Finish last.

    The nicest guys are easy to spot because they'll tell you "I'm a Nice Guy." Maybe more than once.

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    You can also easily find a Nice Guy from his lack of a girlfriend.

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    Because women are repelled by niceness and attracted to jerkiness.

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    Nice Guys can earn reward points for being nice to other people.

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    And once you earn enough Nice Guy points you can trade them in for various prizes.

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    But it's easy to get scammed when you try to redeem your Nice Guy points.

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    Unfortunately, kind of like American Express, most women don't accept Nice Guy points. They trade in jerk points.

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    Then it's super easy for jerks to cash in their jerk points for all the girlfriends you could ever want.

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    Sorry, Nice Guys.

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