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What Should Your New Year's Resolution Be?

Giving up is a triumph in itself. Goals are dumb. Give up now so you can spend more time chillin'.

Give up

Have you been watching enough TV? If not, make a promise to dedicate more time to it in the coming year. Your cultural education is valuable. If you don't watch enough TV you might regret it.

Watch more TV

If you didn't look at your phone enough last year, make a promise to yourself to look at it more this year. You deserve it. Your phone deserves it. Brownie points if you're looking at your phone right now.

Look at your phone more

This year, really challenge yourself by eating an entire pie. You can do it! If you've already proven that you can eat an entire pie, you're all good. Never change.

Eat an entire pie

Pants are dumb. Make a promise to yourself this year that you'll stop wearing them. You deserve it.

Stop wearing pants

You didn't eat enough pizza last year. But don't be too hard on yourself. You can make up for it in the coming year! Make a promise to yourself that you'll eat more pizza. Pizza is important.

What Should Your New Year's Resolution Be?

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