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Is Your Mom Cheating On Your Dad With Santa Claus?

What's Mommy been up to?

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  1. Check every question you would answer with a "yes."

    Is your mom into beards?
    Big, snowy-white beards?
    Would a velvet outfit NOT be a deal breaker for your mom?
    Would a velvet outfit probably be a deal MAKER for your mom?
    Does your mom get really dressed up on Christmas Eve?
    Is Christmas your mom's favorite time of year?
    Does your mom insist Santa Claus is real?
    Does your mom get weirdly defensive if someone says Santa is a lie?
    Does Santa Claus leave you weirdly extravagant gifts?
    Does your mom know Santa Claus personally?
    Does your mom leave cookies for Santa?
    Does your mom leave a little note with the cookies for Santa?
    Does your mom leave a little note with the cookies for Santa and insist that the note is PRIVATE?
    Does your mom look out the window wistfully toward the North Pole?
    Does your mom show more affection toward Santa than other people?
    Is your mom always talking about how great Santa is?
    Has Santa ever been inside your house NOT on Christmas Eve?
    Has Santa ever been to your house when your dad wasn't even home?
    Does Santa seem cooler than your dad?
    Does Santa seem more appealing than your dad?
    Could Santa Claus beat your dad in a fight?
    Are there ever times where both your mom and Santa are both missing?
    Are there ever times where both your mom and Santa arrive somewhere at the same time and it seems like they came together?
    Would your mom kiss Santa Claus?
    Even if mistletoe wasn't involved?
    Have you seen your mom kissing Santa Claus?
    More than once?
    Was it a sensual kiss?
    Does your mom have a nickname for Santa?
    Is the nickname Sexy Bear?

Is Your Mom Cheating On Your Dad With Santa Claus?

  1. Select the number you got above to see your results.

Is Your Mom Cheating On Your Dad With Santa Claus?

You got: Probably not

Don't get mad at Santa just yet. Your mom is probably not involved romantically with Santa. For now. But it's always good to keep a watchful eye just in case.

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You got: Maybe

Your mom MIGHT be getting with Santa. You should be very suspicious. It looks like this could be the reality you're facing. You might have a new dad. A new Santa dad.

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You got: Definitely

Your mom is definitely cheating on your dad with Santa. Everyone knows it. They're not even really trying to hide it at this point.

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