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What Is Your Boyfriend Hiding?

It may be time to confront him.

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    My boyfriend sometimes acts like he's hiding something.
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    I'm never, ever, EVER allowed to go in the attic.
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    My boyfriend often glances at the attic with an agitated look on his face.
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    My boyfriend will spend hours in the attic giggling and rustling around.
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    My boyfriend says I have to leave when he's having what he refers to as "squirrel time."
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    When my boyfriend walks past the attic door he mumbles "Love you, little babies" under his breath.
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    When my boyfriend sees a squirrel outside he gets a wistful look in his eyes.
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    When my boyfriend goes into the attic, his pockets are filled with nuts and seeds. He thinks I don't notice, but I do.
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    My boyfriend often comes down from the attic reeking of squirrel.
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    One time I heard dozens of tiny footsteps coming from the attic and my boyfriend screamed "My god! They're out of the box!"
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    If I ever say anything remotely negative about squirrels my boyfriend becomes sullen and combative.
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    Most of our big fights have been squirrel-related.
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    Sometimes in the middle of the night my boyfriend is missing and I can hear him saying "We own the night, my darlings" from the attic.
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    The one time I went up in the attic my boyfriend screamed "Don't you dare look in that box!"
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    I asked my boyfriend if he was hiding something in the attic and he said, "Certainly not a box of squirrels" and seemed anxious.
 
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