I usually stay in on Friday nights.I usually stay in on Saturday nights.I prefer staying in on all nights.All of my shoes are really comfortable.All of my clothing is really comfortable.Other people would describe my dancing as bad.I would describe my dancing as bad.I've thought someone was saying hi to me but they were talking to someone else.I've thought someone was waving at me but they were waving at someone else.I enjoy correcting other people's grammar mistakes.I enjoy correcting other people's spelling mistakes.I enjoy correcting other people's factual errors.Someone has openly rolled their eyes at me.I have spilled a drink on someone I have a crush on.I have tripped, gotten up, and then immediately tripped again.If someone was throwing the most exclusive blowout party of the year, I would probably not be invited.I wouldn't want to go anyway.I have worn a fanny/waist pack (still counts if it was ironic).I have bobbed my head to the rhythm of a Maroon 5 song.Sometimes music is just too loud.If it's past 10 p.m. and I'm not at home then something is seriously wrong.I have never jay-walked.I like rules.I'm bad at dating.I've never worn sunglasses indoors.I've never worn sunglasses.I don't have any tattoos.Almost everyone has heard of the bands I enjoy.I'm open with my emotions.I use an umbrella when there's only a very light drizzle.I have derived pleasure and self worth from winning a board game.I've never won a drag race.No one's ever asked me, "Hey, where'd you get that cool jacket?"I've never punched a vending machine and had a soda come out for free.My arrival at a party does not typically signal the official beginning of the party.If I wear a hat, it doesn't look great.I have willingly consumed a Bud Light Raz-Ber-Rita.I get emotionally attached to other people.I've never said, "Man, last night was crazy."I try really hard.
How Uncool Are You?
You're cool. You're a lot cooler than everyone else. Shouldn't you be off partying right now?
You're a little uncool. But that's probably how you've managed to stay out of prison. Your uncoolness has served you well.
You're pretty uncool. But you've accepted it and you're OK with it. Being cool is way overrated. You're probably having a better time than the cools anyway.
You're VERY uncool. But that's a good thing. You own it. Like an uncool boss.