I have eaten an entire pizza by myself in one sitting.I have eaten an entire pint of ice cream in one sitting.I have squirted whipped cream directly into my mouth.I have squirted Easy Cheese directly into my mouth.I can eat a banana in less than three bites.I have eaten an entire funnel cake.I have eaten an entire Cinnabon.I have eaten second breakfast.I have eaten second lunch.I have eaten second dinner.I have eaten 5 or more meals in one day.I have won an eating contest.I have eaten an entire box of Girl Scout cookies in one sitting.I have eaten an entire sleeve of cookie dough.I have eaten more than 12 inches of Subway sandwich in one day.I have eaten more than 3 bowls of cereal in one sitting.I have eaten an entire box of cereal in less than 24 hours.I have eaten so much of a side dish at Thanksgiving that some people didn't get any.I have eaten a romantic dinner for two. Plus apps.I have eaten two desserts at once.I have eaten an entire pie in one sitting, without even bothering to cut it into slices.I have consumed a gallon of milk in less than 24 hours.I have eaten straight butter.I have eaten an entire jar of peanut butter myself (straight from the jar).I have eaten an entire jar of Nutella myself (straight from the jar).I have eaten an entire bag of fun size candy in one sitting.I have eaten a KFC Double Down.I have eaten a hamburger with two donuts for the bun.I have taken 3 or more free samples of the same food item at once.I have lost track of the number of dinner rolls I've eaten.I have eaten an entire rotisserie chicken in one sitting.I have eaten an entire box of Entenmann's frosted donuts by myself.I have eaten a dozen donuts by myself.I have eaten a dozen donuts by myself inside a car.I have eaten a sandwich while operating a motor vehicle.I have finished the largest size of popcorn at the movies (with or without help).I have eaten so much shrimp that people gave me weird looks.I have eaten 40 chicken nuggets in one sitting.I have eaten more than one bagel in a 12-hour span.I have eaten pancakes and French toast in the same meal.I have eaten pancakes and waffles in the same meal.I have eaten pancakes, waffles, and French toast in the same meal.I have eaten an entire tub of straight frosting.I have eaten an entire block of cheese in one sittingI have eaten an entire can of Pringles.I have consumed a venti Frappuccino.I have consumed one of those giant face-sized lollipops.I have consumed an entire tub of cheese balls.I have eaten an entire ham.I have eaten an entire tier of a wedding cake.
Do You Win At Eating?
You've had your eating triumphs in your day, but you seem like a reasonable person, which is great.
You're a champion eater! You've got mad eating skillz. And everyone is pretttttty impressed.
YOU ARE THE ULTIMATE EATING CHAMPION. Everyone should bow down before your eating kills.