How Much Do You Hate Valentine's Day?
You don't hate Valentine's Day THAT much. Come on.
You're not a Valentine's Day fan. Not at all.
You hate Valentine's Day a lot. And those candy hearts do not even count as food.
You REALLY hate Valentine's Day. That, or you just love lighting things on fire. If Valentine's Day were dying of thirst in the desert, you would not give it water.