The weatherThe unusual weatherThe nice weatherThe bad weatherYour future weekend plansYour past weekend plansYour joy over the approaching weekendYour joy over it being FridayThe fact that it's FridayThe fact that it's MondayThe fact that it's not FridayThat you thought it was Friday but it's notThat it "feels like Friday" but it's notTuesdays, am I right?At least it's ThursdayAt least it's WednesdayIt's "Hump Day!"How you're doingHow tired you areHow hungry you areHow busy you areWhat books you've read latelyIf the book you're holding in your hands is any goodWhat movies you've seen latelyWhat TV shows you watchWhat music you're intoThe big gameHow an elevator worksThe elevator's speed or lack of speedWhat you're going to eat for lunchWhat you ate for lunchHow your lunch looksHow your lunch smellsHow your lunch probably tastesWhat you're doing after workYour holiday plansWhat you do for a livingWhat you do in your spare timeWhere you're fromWhere you liveIf you like where you liveHow you know someoneWhat is newWhat is going onWhat is upWhat you've been up to latelyYour life goalsWhether or not you are singleWhat you're doing right nowIS it a good morning? IS IT?
How Much Do You Hate Small Talk?
You don't seem to hate small talk THAT much. You might even love it. You're probably a great conversationalist, or at least, a very nice person.
You're not a huge fan of small talk, but you're willing to suck it up and just deal with it. You know how to act like a person and even be charming when you have to be. Even if it can get really annoying.
BAN SMALL TALK. You are the ultimate small-talk hater. Inane chatter is the bane of your existence. You wish people would actually think about what they're saying before they open their mouths. Or at the very least, not rope you into a convo about nothing.