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How Fast Could You Eat This Muffin?

Could you annihilate this muffin? Or are you just bluffin'?

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    I love muffins.
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    I could just really go for a muffin right now, you know?
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    I've eaten a lot of muffins in my lifetime.
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    I'm very hungry.
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    I'm very hangry.
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    I would give anything for a muffin right now. ANYTHING.
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    I would pay more than $5 for a GOOD muffin.
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    I have competed in a muffin eating contest before.
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    I am actually a muffin-eating champion, nationally ranked.
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    I'm a faster than average eater.
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    I can unhinge my jaw like a snake.
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    Someone once saw me eat a muffin and they were frightened.
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    My thirst for muffins cannot be quenched.
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    If someone set a muffin 200 yards away from me, I would run to get it without feeling ashamed.
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    People have told me that my "muffin eating game" is "on point."
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    I sense that muffins feel fear when I'm around.
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    I haven't eaten any food today.
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    I haven't eaten any food in 24 hours.
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    I haven't eaten any food in 48 hours.
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    MUFFIN!!!!!!
  1. 1. Select your number of muffin points to find out how fast you could eat this muffin.

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