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How Bad Are Your Life Choices?

Do you need to check yourself?

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    G Chatted someone while the dot next to their name was red?
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    Eaten at Taco Bell more than once in one day?
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    Eaten an entire Cinnabon by yourself?
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    Gone 48 or more hours eating nothing but cereal?
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    Consumed two or more energy drinks in a row?
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    Knowingly eaten expired food?
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    Eaten food off the floor?
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    Eaten food off the ground?
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    Willingly humiliated yourself for free food?
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    Taken candy from a stranger? (not on Halloween)
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    Drunk texted an ex?
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    Chugged milk?
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    Drank a liquid without knowing for sure what it was first?
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    Modeled your entire life after a fictional character?
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    Worn a fedora?
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    Done a "cinnamon challenge"?
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    Looked directly into the sun?
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    Looked directly at the sun during a solar eclipse?
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    Gotten a tattoo just for the story?
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    Competed in an eating contest?
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    Played with matches?
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    Played with matches after the age of 18?
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    Put an inanimate object in your mouth just to see if it would fit?
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    Rough housed?
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    Horsed around?
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    Used a glass container near a pool?
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    Worn flip flops in an urban area?
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    Intentionally gotten a sunburn in the hopes of getting tan?
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    Drank a bucket of beer at once?
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    Owned an air horn for recreational purposes?
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    Crossed the street without looking?
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    Looked at porn at work? (in a non-porn-related job)
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    Left the house without an umbrella on a rainy day?
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    Gone a week or more without flossing?
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    Gone a week or more without brushing your teeth?
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    Run with scissors?
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    Google image searched medical abnormalities?
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    Eaten just ketchup by itself?
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    Recreationally taken shots of mouth wash?
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    Mixed alcohol with cough syrup, often referred to as sizzurp?
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    Done a bunch of different drugs all at once?
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    Done a bunch of different drugs all at once before a job interview?
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    Done a bunch of different drugs all at once before executing a plan to get back the love of your life?
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    Stayed up all night to get something important done?
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    Stayed up all night for no reason?
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    Did something dangerous "for the Vine"?
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    Picked up a hitchhiker?
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    Hitchhiked?
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    Driven a forklift without proper knowledge of how to operate it?
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    Gone out drinking the night before a job interview?
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    Spent more than 8 hours searching for treasure?
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    Played a prank on someone?
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    Played a prank on someone that backfired horribly?
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    Applied for a credit card just to get a free t-shirt?
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    Drank a bunch of alcohol on an empty stomach?
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    Had an Etsy store as your only backup plan?
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    Initiated a race at a stoplight?
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    Tried to race a police car?
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    Driven more than 40 mph in a residential area?
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    Ran off with a guy with a goatee named Roberto?
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    Purchased magic beans?
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    Intentionally angered bees, hornets, or wasps?
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    Blown off a good friend's wedding?
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    Blown off your own wedding?
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    Stopped a wedding?
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    Removed a police officer's hat?
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    Removed a police officer's hat and said, "I'm the police now hehehe"?
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    Started a fight because you felt like fightin'?
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    Started a fight with a bouncer?
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    Started a fight with a trained martial arts expert?
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    Started a fight with a bird of prey?
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    Had intercourse with someone you really, really hated?
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    Dated someone you kind of hated (while you were dating them)?
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    Dated someone you really hated (while you were dating them)?
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    Given an animal as a surprise gift?
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    Disrespected a police horse?
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    Made inappropriate advances toward a police horse?
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    Screamed "You'll never work in this town again!" at a police horse?
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    Turned your back on love?
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    Joined a non-reputable circus?
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    Purchased an exotic animal?
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    Impulse purchased an exotic animal?
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    Attempted to break into a celebrity's house?
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    Threatened an elected official?
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    Ran for office when you didn't even care about the electorate?
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    Bought something you couldn't afford? ($100-$5,000)
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    Bought something you couldn't afford? ($5,000-$30,000)
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    Bought something you couldn't afford? ($50,000+)
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    Invested your life savings in a hair-brained scheme?
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    Taunted a wild animal?
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    Wrestled a wild animal for recreation?
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    Wrestled a wild animal to prove your self worth?
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    Married someone you knowingly didn't really love?
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    Went off into the wilderness to start a new life without the proper preparation?
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    Hunted an endangered animal?
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    Hunted human beings?
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    Agreed to transport a stranger's bags across a country border?
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    Stolen an animal?
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    Stolen a child?
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    Walked across a frozen lake?
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    Chased a tornado?
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    Killed someone?
 
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