Everyone always acts like yogurt is this amazing wonder food with protein and probiotics.
The texture AND taste can best be described as upsetting.
Sometimes things like fruit and granola lure you in, but then you always regret it.
Some yogurt even tries to masquerade as delicious dessert. No one believes you, bro.
If you can eat something directly from a tube, that's a major red flag.
Some yogurt pretends to be healthy when it's actually a trick.
You just want to be a normal person who likes yogurt. It's such a convenient breakfast food.
You keep punishing yourself, thinking, Maybe today I'll like it.
But no. You must just endure the pain of having an entire breakfast category eliminated.
