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Harry Potter Words As Guessed By People Who Have Never Read The Books

God, don't be such a Dumbledore. (We haven't seen the movies either.)

Hufflepuff - When a clown smokes weed.

Sorry I showed up stoned, I was hufflepuffing with Mr. Bananas and Big-Pants Bob.

Slytherin - Something a cool snake does.

Look at that cool snake just slytherin.