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11 Ways Halloween Is Just Never As Good After College

Trick or treat? More like booze or sadness.

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1. In college anything counts as a costume.

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After college everyone is judging you.

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2. In college Halloween is an excuse to drink all the alcohol.

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After college it's an excuse to eat all the candy until you hate yourself.

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3. In college Halloween lasts a minimum of one week.

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After college it last a maximum of four hours.

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4. In college everyone wants to be BFF with the guy in the really weird costume.

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After college everyone is a little scared of the guy in the really weird costume.

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5. In college being drunk in costume is expected.

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After college being drunk in costume is depressing.

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6. In college there is an abundance of parties to choose from.

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After college you have to find something to do.

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7. In college there are no children anywhere.

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After college there are children everywhere.

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8. In college you have the chance to dress up in many different costumes.

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After college you're lucky if you have the energy to come up with one actual costume.

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9. In college it's easy to find enough friends for a group costume.

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After college... no.

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10. In college the scariest thing is running out of booze.

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After college the scariest thing is running out of candy.

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11. In college Halloween is a time to party.

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After college it's a time to realize you may be dead inside.

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