23 Things You'll Never Unsee From The "Friends" Intro

You're not a fish, David Schwimmer.

Posted on May 27, 2015, 14:42 GMT

Joanna Borns

BuzzFeed Staff

1. No matter how hard you close your eyes, you cannot un-see this slow motion David Schwimmer shoulder action.

2. Every "Friend" has had their feet on this couch.

3. This couch FOR SURE has bed bugs.

4. This image is from a show where six deranged best friends are coming to murder you in cold blood.

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5. No one in the history of the world has thrown a piece of sandwich into a fountain with more disdain.

6. Chandler spitting so graceful and free.

7. But then Chandler falls through a hole in space and time and spits in reverse.

8. In a weirdly cruel move, producers released a bunch of angry bees on the cast.

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9. So many bees.

10. Get ready to never enjoy another fountain again just knowing this could be lurking in there.

11. Umbrella time is serious time.

12. Phoebe's spinning is always a little bit stressful to watch.

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13. But then she's like "Yeah!!!! Spring break!!!!!"

14. Ross' intense concentration on trying to dance like a normal person cannot be broken.

15. Right at this very moment Chandler realizes his entire life has passed him by.

16. Young, floppy-haired Joey knows how to work those elbows.

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17. And he's not afraid to throw his whole heart and soul into his thrashing movements. Or he could still be fighting off some bees.

18. Ross shows off his character's signature porkpie hat.

19. Monica and Chandler are like "Wha-wha-wha-whoaaaaaaaaa!"

20. Hahahaha Ross falls in the fountain. Man, what a dope.

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21. The most egregious lie perpetuated by "Friends" is that you can splash around in a fountain without a security guard coming to yell at you.

22. Now that you're all nice and wet, flex your muscles I guess?

23. No one lamp should have all this power.

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