4. Hide in the bathroom.
As soon as you leave for the bathroom, the judgement clock is ticking. If you give into the temptation of hiding out in your bathroom sanctuary of solitude, you risk looking like you have digestive issues, which often, though not always, detract from romance.
13. Always be awkwardly sippin’.
Taking a drink can only buy you so much time.
15. Chew your food the recommended 32 times with each bite for the first time in your life.
British Prime Minister William Gladstone reportedly believed you should chew your food 32 times, once for each tooth. (????) The efficacy of this is debated, but don’t think you can escape first date responsibilities because your mouth is full of food. You will run out of food eventually.
- Sixteen people died after a hot air balloon caught fire and crashed in Texas Saturday.