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Posted on Dec 16, 2015

Why You Need To Stop What You're Doing And Date A Robot

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1. You can just program a robot to respect all your needs and desires instead of having an uncomfortable conversation.

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2. It’s impossible for a robot to forget your birthday.

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3. You don’t have to worry about hurting its feelings.

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4. A robot will respond to your texts with great efficiency.

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5. A robot will never make you have an annoying conversation about feelings.

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6. You can program it not to cheat on you.

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7. If your robot has a screen, you can watch Netflix on it while you snuggle.

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8. Robots don’t mind labels. If you’re ready to make it official, so is your robot.

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9. You decide when you’re ready to say “I love you” and then just program the robot to say it back.

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10. You can leave clothes on the floor and dishes in the sink and the robot won’t complain.

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11. A robot is way smarter than a dumb person.

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12. You can brag to everyone you know about how good your robot boyfriend/girlfriend is at chess.

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13. A robot always stays calm and exhibits no emotion whatsoever in a crisis.

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14. If your phone is dying while you’re on a date you can just plug it into your robot boyfriend/girlfriend for a quick charge.

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15. A robot will never die.

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This post was inspired by @caeli_wynne via Snapchat. BuzzFeed <3's you!

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