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You can just program a robot to respect all your needs and desires instead of having an uncomfortable conversation.
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It’s impossible for a robot to forget your birthday.
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You don’t have to worry about hurting its feelings.
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A robot will respond to your texts with great efficiency.
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A robot will never make you have an annoying conversation about feelings.
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You can program it not to cheat on you.
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If your robot has a screen, you can watch Netflix on it while you snuggle.
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Robots don’t mind labels. If you’re ready to make it official, so is your robot.
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You decide when you’re ready to say “I love you” and then just program the robot to say it back.
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You can leave clothes on the floor and dishes in the sink and the robot won’t complain.
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A robot is way smarter than a dumb person.
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You can brag to everyone you know about how good your robot boyfriend/girlfriend is at chess.
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A robot always stays calm and exhibits no emotion whatsoever in a crisis.
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If your phone is dying while you’re on a date you can just plug it into your robot boyfriend/girlfriend for a quick charge.
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A robot will never die.
This post was inspired by @caeli_wynne via Snapchat. BuzzFeed <3's you!
