back to top

What Coconut Water Really Tastes Like

Are you absolutely sure we're meant to drink this?

Posted on
Aqua_marinka / Getty Images

Coconut water tastes like:

1. Sour water

2. Messed up water

3. Fermented water

4. Expired milk

5. Expired water

6. A coconut but something's wrong with it?

7. Water but something's wrong with it?

8. Donkey urine

9. Dog urine

10. Cat urine

11. Human urine

12. Maybe a horse's urine mixed with a zebra's urine?

13. Like someone peed in a coconut

14. Like someone cried into a coconut and then you found that congealed liquid 10 years later

15. Like someone whispered a curse into a coconut and it became a drink

16. The pools of water that gather on a dead animal after a gentle rain

17. The fluid inside a glowstick

18. Like someone squeezed water out of a ferret

19. Like someone sprayed a hose on Shia LaBeouf and then squeezed the water out of his ponytail

20. Like someone filtered water through Benjamin Franklin's grave

21. Like a random man sneezed into a coconut and then you had to drink it

22. Cheese-flavored water

23. Like water filtered through the seats of a taxi cab on a hot day

24. Like a big, burly man chopped down a tree, sensually removed his tank top, rang out the sweat, and then served it to you as a beverage

25. The liquid that forms on top of yogurt

26. The floor of a gym

27. A tangy mistake

28. The water in a swimming pool full of sweaty children

29. A melted goat

30. The spit inside a French horn

31. The spit inside a trombone

32. The spit inside a clarinet

33. A violin that someone spit on

34. Water that you can't totally see through

35. Maybe the coconut's own pee???

Top trending videos

Watch more BuzzFeed Video Caret right

Top trending videos

Watch more BuzzFeed Video Caret right
The best things at three price points