I love chicken nuggets.Chicken nuggets are my favorite food.I wish more foods came in nugget form.I think chicken nuggets are a perfect food.I like to call chicken nuggets “nugs.”“Gimme those nugs!” is something I would scream.I could eat chicken nuggets for every meal.I have eaten chicken nuggets for every meal.I think chicken nuggets are better than chicken tenders or chicken fingers.I like chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs.I can rank my favorite chicken nugget dipping sauces.If I see chicken nuggets on a menu, I will always order them.There are never enough chicken nuggets.I don’t even need a dipping sauce to enjoy chicken nuggets. I’ll eat them dry.I want someone to pour chicken nuggets into my mouth right now.I have strong opinions about chicken nuggets.I would compete in a chicken nugget eating contest.I did compete in a chicken nugget eating contest.I won a chicken nugget eating contest.I wish I was eating chicken nuggets right now.I am eating chicken nuggets right now.If I go too many days without eating chicken nuggets, I don't feel the same.Dipping a nugget in a sauce is better than having a meaningful relationship with a person.“Oh, baby, baby, the nuggets are here! Oh baby, baby, my nuggets are real!” is a song about chicken nuggets that I would sing.I would fight someone who disrespected chicken nuggets.I would kiss a chicken nugget.I would boop a chicken nugget with my nose.I’m romantically in love with chicken nuggets.I would start a family with chicken nuggets.Other people don’t understand my relationship with chicken nuggets. That's THEIR problem.The connection I feel to chicken nuggets goes down into my soul.I love chicken nuggets more than any other thing or person.Chicken nuggets are in control of my life.Sometimes I go outside at 3 a.m. and scream “CHICKEN NUGGETS!” and it echoes into the night sky.I want chicken nuggets to fall from the sky instead of rain.
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