The 17 Sexiest Big, Rusty Hooks That Will Blow Your Mind

Only the best, biggest, and rustiest hooks.

1. Look at you, you big, rusty hook.

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2. You’re up all night to get rusty.

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3. ‘Cause you’re a rusty hoooooook, you know you want it.

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4. Look at this big boy.

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5. Oh, you think you rusty?

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6. NOW that’s what I call a big hook.

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7. Ain’t no denying this big hook.

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8. Who’s a big rusty hook? Is it you? Is it youuuuu?

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9. I knew you were a big rusty hook when I walked in.

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10. It’s goin’ down, I’m yellin’ big rusty hoooooooooook.

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11. What a hook, what a hook, what a hook, what a mighty fine hooooook.

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12. You better work, hook.

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13. You are so rusty… to me.

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14. Shhhhh, don’t speak. Not tonight, rusty hook.

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15. I’ve got big rusty hooks in different area codes.

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16. Some people wait a lifetime for a big, rusty hook like this.

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17. Nobody rusts like you, big hook.

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