15 Things Basic Bitches Can’t Get Enough Of

Women like the dumbest stuff.

1. Checking Email

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Basic bitches love checking their email. Right now, around the world, millions of basic bitches are looking at their inboxes. It’s one of the top ways basic bitches communicate with each other.

2. Taking Photos With a Phone

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There’s nothing a basic bitch loves more than using her phone’s camera function. Even more basic is using it for texting or the aforementioned email checking. Knock knock. Who’s there? BASIC.

3. Drinking Water

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Water is basic as fuuuuuuuuh.

4. Eating Food

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Basic bitches are always eating, sometimes even three meals a day. PLUS SNACKS. And they’re always talking about how they’re “hungry” and “Do you want to get some lunch?” and “Blah blah blah food.”

5. Sneezing

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Sneezing is such a classic basic bitch move. They’ll probably even say “bless you” when YOU sneeze.

6. Hating Mondays

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Basic bitches are basically Garfield. Going into work on Monday is something basic bitches specifically hate. Conversely, basic bitches LOVE the weekend. Getting in some time to relax and hang out with friends is embarrassingly basic. Yikes.

7. Sleeping

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Basic bitches sleep pretty much every day. And get this — when basic bitches get less than eight hours of their precious sleep, they often feel tired the next day. So basic it hurts.

8. Getting “Online”

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Basic bitches love “getting online” and “surfing the web.” And — you’ll love this — they are SO basic that sometimes they spend hours at a computer essentially doing nothing. SUCH an exclusively basic bitch thing to do.

9. Listening to Songs

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Basic bitches LOVE LOVE LOVE songs.

10. Wearing Basics

This should be a no-brainer. BASICS ARE SO BASIC. Basic bitches cannot get enough of wearing pants and shirts.

11. Using Money to Pay for Goods and Services

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Basic bitches are CONSTANTLY paying for stuff with money.

12. Sitting

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Basic bitches go bonkers for chairs. You might even find them sitting on couches. In fact, if a basic bitch is tired, odds are she’s gonna sit her basic butt down anywherrrrrrrrrre.

13. Standing

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Standing is basic as hell. You can find basic bitches standing around everywhere. What are they doing?

14. Walking Around

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Basic bitches can be found walking around literally everywhere. Just being so basic on the go.

15. Saying “Hello”

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Basic bitches say “hello” like it’s their job. They might even throw in a “hey” or a “hi” just to be EXTRA basic. And if you get a “what’s up?” you know for sure you’re dealing with a REAL basic bitch.

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