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The 9 Awful Stages Of Getting A Voicemail

Never leave a message.

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1. Confusion

What is that funny little symbol… OH MY GOD. NO! NOOOOOOOOOOO!
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What is that funny little symbol… OH MY GOD. NO! NOOOOOOOOOOO!

2. Absolute Horror

How can this be happening to you? You're a good person.
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How can this be happening to you? You're a good person.

3. Anger

You can't get it to go away without listening to it first. WHY?
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You can't get it to go away without listening to it first. WHY?

4. Ignoring It Forever

Well, that's fine. Enjoy just hanging out there little VM notification. Hope you like being there FOREVER.
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Well, that's fine. Enjoy just hanging out there little VM notification. Hope you like being there FOREVER.

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5. But what if someone died?

BUT WHAT IF SOMEONE DIED?
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BUT WHAT IF SOMEONE DIED?

6. Mild Curiosity

If it's an unknown number, it could be someone calling with an amazing job offer or something right? RIGHT? And if it's someone you know maybe, just MAYBE they needed to tell you something really important?
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If it's an unknown number, it could be someone calling with an amazing job offer or something right? RIGHT? And if it's someone you know maybe, just MAYBE they needed to tell you something really important?

7. Pure Torture

Heavy sigh, punch in that pass code and just... ugh.
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Heavy sigh, punch in that pass code and just... ugh.

8. Anger Again

WHY DO WE LIVE THIS WAY?
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WHY DO WE LIVE THIS WAY?

9. Relief

Thank god that's over. Now hopefully no one will ever leave a voicemail again.
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Thank god that's over. Now hopefully no one will ever leave a voicemail again.