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    Posted on Sep 22, 2014

    11 Avocado Struggles Only Avocado Lovers Truly Understand

    Gotta squeeze 'em all. Warning: Some graphic avocado content.

    1. A single avocado typically costs $500.

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    There goes my child's college fund.

    2. You have to look like a maniac in the grocery store feeling up every avocado.

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    3. Waiting foreverrrrrrrrrrrr for them to ripen.

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    4. When there's guacamole at a party and you can't just shovel it all directly into your mouth without people judging you.

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    5. The heartbreak that comes from discovering a brown nightmare on the inside of a thing that cost $500.

    6. You thought that squishiness meant it was perfectly ripe but it was actually perfectly disgusting.

    7. Being scarred for life by those weird brown stringy sprout things.

    8. Going to the store during an avocado EMERGENCY only to find firm, green ones.

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    Nooooooooooooooooooo! Where my black squishies at?

    9. Feeling so attacked when guacamole is extra.

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    10. Having to endure the warning that guac is extra and feeling like a lush.

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    11. Knowing what it feels like to love too much.

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