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Are You The Worst?

Have you left a voicemail today?

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    I have stopped in the middle of the sidewalk to look at my phone.
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    I have stopped on public stairs to look at my phone.
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    I have heated up pungent food in an office microwave.
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    I have told someone about the dream I had last night.
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    I have sent a friend a link to a funny video longer than 2 minutes.
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    I have sent a friend a link to a Ted Talk.
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    I have seen someone with gum and asked if I could have some.
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    I can and will make various sound effects with my gum.
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    I correct other people's grammar.
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    I have corrected someone's spelling on Twitter.
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    I earned special smart points for doing that.
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    I squeal out when I'm excited.
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    I have given myself a cool nickname.
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    I have done a magic trick at a bar that no one requested.
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    I have casually taken my ukulele to a bar.
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    At parties, I usually end up playing guitar for everyone.
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    When there are cupcakes, I'm usually the one to cut them into smaller, more sharable segments.
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    I look awesome in a fedora.
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    I stand wherever I want on an escalator.
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    I like to randomly burst into song while in public--my heart is just that full of music.
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    I celebrate my entire birthday week.
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    I celebrate my entire birthday month.
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    I have complained to a server about the temperature in a restaurant.
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    I have gone into a restaurant right before they close because they're still technically open.
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    I leave voicemails.
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    I wear a really solid amount of cologne.
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    I leave really creative negative comments on YouTube.
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    I feel like my bag deserves its own seat on public transportation.
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    I call my significant other "babe" in front of others.
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    I have used an app on my phone to win an argument.
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    I cut in line to beat the system.
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    I like to tell people fun facts.
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    I like explaining things to people.
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    I comment on what my coworkers are eating for lunch.
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    When people don't want to go out for drinks I pour on my patented guilt.
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    When I wait in line, I like to get as close as possible to the person in front of me.
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    I have listened to music at work or on public transit without headphones.
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    I have leaned on a train pole.
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    I have referred to champagne as "champers."
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    I have used the phrase "Music just sounds better on vinyl."
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    I have used the term "ping me."
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    I have used the term "Sunday funday"
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    In the year 2014 I have used the term "amazeballs."
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    I often sing "Shots! shots! shots! shots! shots!"
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    I have used the hashtag #blessed.
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    I have used the hashtag #nofilter
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    I have used the hashtag #datenight
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    I ask people "What kind of music are you into?"
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    I ask people "Read any good books lately?"
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    People love my funny stories.
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