I love Target.I openly express my love for Target to anyone who will listen.When I say I "love" Target, I'm talking about a serious, emotional love like one might feel for a family member.My heart starts beating faster when I pull into a Target parking lot.Going to Target feels like an explosion of pure ecstasy.I spend hours inside Target.I completely lose track of time inside Target.I go to Target at least once per week.I go to Target at least once per day.Going to Target is my favorite activity.My idea of a perfect day is getting lost inside Target, wandering the aisles.When Target is closed I feel sad and empty inside.I look at Target and all I see is something truly beautiful.If I met a person who didn't like Target I would feel hurt and upset.If someone said "Target is dumb" I would feel a deep, primal sense of anger.If Target disappeared my heart would break into a million pieces.I have had at least one dream about going to Target.All my troubles melt away when I step inside Target.As far as I'm concerned, Target is the happiest place on earth.I would get a Target tattoo.I would consider naming a pet or a child Target.I would name my child Target for a lifetime 50% discount at Target.I wish I could live inside Target.I never want to leave Target.Whenever I'm not at Target I wish I was there.I would rather spend time at Target than with other people.I'm a little bit sexually attracted to Target.Target is my everything.A world without Target is not a world I'd want to live in.Target gives me a feeling of happiness that nothing else in my life can provide.Without Target my life has no meaning.I am willing to sign a pledge promising not to shop at any other store besides Target.I would give my soul to Target.Target, my sweet Target, I pledge my life to you.I am willing to prove my love for Target with a blood sacrifice.I have already proved my love for Target with a blood sacrifice.O Mighty Target, by whom all things are set free, I cast myself utterly into thine arms.Blessed be Target.Target forever.Target!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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