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How Much Do You Really Love Target?

Find out if your love of Target has gone too far.

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    I love Target.
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    I openly express my love for Target to anyone who will listen.
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    When I say I "love" Target, I'm talking about a serious, emotional love like one might feel for a family member.
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    My heart starts beating faster when I pull into a Target parking lot.
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    Going to Target feels like an explosion of pure ecstasy.
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    I spend hours inside Target.
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    I completely lose track of time inside Target.
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    I go to Target at least once per week.
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    I go to Target at least once per day.
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    Going to Target is my favorite activity.
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    My idea of a perfect day is getting lost inside Target, wandering the aisles.
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    When Target is closed I feel sad and empty inside.
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    I look at Target and all I see is something truly beautiful.
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    If I met a person who didn't like Target I would feel hurt and upset.
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    If someone said "Target is dumb" I would feel a deep, primal sense of anger.
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    If Target disappeared my heart would break into a million pieces.
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    I have had at least one dream about going to Target.
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    All my troubles melt away when I step inside Target.
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    As far as I'm concerned, Target is the happiest place on earth.
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    I would get a Target tattoo.
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    I would consider naming a pet or a child Target.
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    I would name my child Target for a lifetime 50% discount at Target.
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    I wish I could live inside Target.
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    I never want to leave Target.
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    Whenever I'm not at Target I wish I was there.
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    I would rather spend time at Target than with other people.
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    I'm a little bit sexually attracted to Target.
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    Target is my everything.
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    A world without Target is not a world I'd want to live in.
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    Target gives me a feeling of happiness that nothing else in my life can provide.
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    Without Target my life has no meaning.
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    I am willing to sign a pledge promising not to shop at any other store besides Target.
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    I would give my soul to Target.
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    Target, my sweet Target, I pledge my life to you.
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    I am willing to prove my love for Target with a blood sacrifice.
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    I have already proved my love for Target with a blood sacrifice.
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    O Mighty Target, by whom all things are set free, I cast myself utterly into thine arms.
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    Blessed be Target.
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    Target forever.
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    Target!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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