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15 Tiny Miracles For Antisocial People

When no one asks what you did last weekend.

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1. Getting an elevator all to yourself.

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2. Thinking you see someone you know that you'll have to say hi to, but it ends up just being their doppelgänger. ~whew~

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3. You manage to get in or out of your home without running into a neighbor.

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4. You think your roommate's home only to discover... they're not!!!!!

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5. When you're tired as fuhhhhh and your friend texts to cancel plans first.

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6. When your friends want to leave the party before you even had the chance to start hinting.

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7. Your coworkers actually just go to happy hour without trying to guilt you into coming first.

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8. When your friend invites ANOTHER friend you don't know to come along but they CAN'T MAKE IT.

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9. The person you almost had to make small talk with took out their phone first.

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10. The sheer existence of automated kiosks at the grocery store, airport, bank, movie theater...

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11. The magic, the light, the life that is ordering food online.

12. When you have to call someone and they don't pick up.

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13. The fact that modern dating is 100% text-based.

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14. The person you were left alone talking to goes to the bathroom.

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15. When you're about to walk past a coworker and they pretend to look at something else before you even have to.

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