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    Let's Stop Pretending Almonds Are Good

    *Eats almonds.* * Cries forever.*

    Look at these dumb nuts.

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    Everyone is always saying things like, "When I get hungry, I just grab a handful of almonds and I'm full and satisfied until my next meal. Yum-yum."

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    But almonds suck.

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    They don't taste good.

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    They're one of the saddest snacks in the world.

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    Sure, they allegedly have health benefits, but what benefit could possibly be worth shoving almonds into your mouth?

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    And you're hungry again in 30 seconds.

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    You can see yourself out, almonds.

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