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Let's Stop Pretending Almonds Are Good

*Eats almonds.* * Cries forever.*

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Look at these dumb nuts.

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Everyone is always saying things like, "When I get hungry, I just grab a handful of almonds and I'm full and satisfied until my next meal. Yum-yum."

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But almonds suck.

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They don't taste good.

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They're one of the saddest snacks in the world.

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Sure, they allegedly have health benefits, but what benefit could possibly be worth shoving almonds into your mouth?

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And you're hungry again in 30 seconds.

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You can see yourself out, almonds.

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