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    A Definitive Ranking Of All The Terms For Sex

    Do residents of Pound Town pay taxes in the Bone Zone?

    46. Bumping Uglies

    Who says this? Really weird uncle.

    45. Riding The Bologna Pony

    Who says this? A slightly older neighbor kid who taught you too much about life.

    44. Smushing

    Who says this? A guy who compulsively pounds his fists together.

    43. Porking

    Who says this? A guy who was already eating pork anyway.

    42. Poking

    Who says this? A virgin who is afraid to look at his own penis.

    41. The Horizontal Tango

    Who says this? A guy who is wearing a Hawaiian shirt unbuttoned halfway.

    40. The Beast With Two Backs

    Who says this? NERD

    39. Coitus

    Who says this? A man who has watched "Weird Science" too many times and believes that he could probably fashion a girlfriend that way if he tried hard enough.

    38. Hanky Panky

    Who says this? Really weird aunt.

    37. Making Love

    Who says this? Michael Bolton.

    36. Making Babies

    Who says this? Someone who owes child support in multiple states.

    35. Knocking Boots

    Who says this? A riled up folk singer.

    34. Doing The Nasty

    Who says this? Mrs. Jenkins, from three houses down the street. The one with the big garage sales.

    33. Ramming

    Who says this? A man who learned everything he knows about sex from watching Discovery Channel nature vids and is super confused about how elephants "do it."

    32. Drilling

    Who says this? Someone who eats Funyuns.

    31. Nailing

    Who says this? A malnourished-looking teen boy skater who does not have any idea what he is talking about but is trying to fit in with his friends, who pity him.

    30. Boom Boom

    Who says this? Someone trying to get their DJ career to finally take off.

    29. Boinking

    Who says this? Someone eating a hot dog while talking about sex.

    28. Bonking

    Who says this? Someone who has pointed to their bedroom and said "This is where the magic happens."

    27. Getting Lucky

    Who says this? Frisbee golf champion, and Pharrell.

    26. Sexy Time

    Who says this? Someone who self identifies as "adorkable."

    25. Sexing/Sexing One Up

    Who says this? A middled aged man wearing a metallic shirt sitting at a bar right this second drinking a martini.

    24. Rolling In The Hay

    Who says this? Frisky folk singer.

    23. Humping

    Who says this? Someone who probably says "vajayjay."

    22. Making Whoopee

    Who says this? Excitable old timey people time traveling from the past.

    21. Laid Down Together

    Who says this? Mythical creatures whispering gossip in the forest.

    20. Screwing

    Who says this? Mimosa guzzling friend who tries to make you feel guilty.

    19. Doing The Wild Thing

    Who says this? Tone Loc.

    18. Popping A Vitamin F

    Who says this? Someone who uses Yahoo! Answers.

    17. Taking The F Train

    Who says this? Actually, no one.

    16. Hooking Up

    Who says this? College freshmen.

    15. Sleeping Together

    Who says this? Your married friend asking about your sex life.

    14. Going To Pound Town

    Who says this? The official mayor of Pound Town.

    13. Going To The Boneyard

    Who says this? Someone who wears a trench coat.

    12. Hitting That

    Who says this? The girl in your class who started smoking cigarettes at 13 whom your mom wouldn't let you hang out with after school.

    11. Shagging

    Who says this? A British person or an American who even in 2014 can't stop quoting Austin Powers.

    10. Roger/Rogering

    Who says this? James Bond, in private, probably.

    9. Intercourse

    Who says this? A doctor making intense eye contact.

    8. Fornicate

    Who says this? Your middle school youth pastor.

    7. Tapping That

    Who says this? Your older brother's lacrosse friends.

    6. Know Someone In The Biblical Sense

    Who says this? Your overdramatic friend from book club.

    5. Banging

    Who says this? Your cool and slightly edgy friend.

    4. Doing It

    Who says this? 12 year olds.

    3. Fucking

    Who says this? Someone cutting loose and saying a swear word.

    2. Having Sex

    Who says this? Most people.

    1. Boning/Going To The Bone Zone

    Who says this? Frat guys and ladies being ironic.