45. Riding The Bologna Pony
Who says this? A slightly older neighbor kid who taught you too much about life.
Who says this? A man who has watched "Weird Science" too many times and believes that he could probably fashion a girlfriend that way if he tried hard enough.
34. Doing The Nasty
Who says this? Mrs. Jenkins, from three houses down the street. The one with the big garage sales.
Who says this? A man who learned everything he knows about sex from watching Discovery Channel nature vids and is super confused about how elephants "do it."
Who says this? A malnourished-looking teen boy skater who does not have any idea what he is talking about but is trying to fit in with his friends, who pity him.
Who says this? Someone who has pointed to their bedroom and said "This is where the magic happens."
25. Sexing/Sexing One Up
Who says this? A middled aged man wearing a metallic shirt sitting at a bar right this second drinking a martini.
12. Hitting That
Who says this? The girl in your class who started smoking cigarettes at 13 whom your mom wouldn't let you hang out with after school.
Who says this? A British person or an American who even in 2014 can't stop quoting Austin Powers.