46. Bumping Uglies
Who says this? Really weird uncle.
45. Riding The Bologna Pony
Who says this? A slightly older neighbor kid who taught you too much about life.
Who says this? A guy who compulsively pounds his fists together.
Who says this? A guy who was already eating pork anyway.
Who says this? A virgin who is afraid to look at his own penis.
41. The Horizontal Tango
Who says this? A guy who is wearing a Hawaiian shirt unbuttoned halfway.
40. The Beast With Two Backs
Who says this? NERD
Who says this? A man who has watched “Weird Science” too many times and believes that he could probably fashion a girlfriend that way if he tried hard enough.
38. Hanky Panky
Who says this? Really weird aunt.
37. Making Love
Who says this? Michael Bolton.
36. Making Babies
Who says this? Someone who owes child support in multiple states.
35. Knocking Boots
Who says this? A riled up folk singer.
34. Doing The Nasty
Who says this? Mrs. Jenkins, from three houses down the street. The one with the big garage sales.
Who says this? A man who learned everything he knows about sex from watching Discovery Channel nature vids and is super confused about how elephants “do it.”
Who says this? Someone who eats Funyuns.
Who says this? A malnourished-looking teen boy skater who does not have any idea what he is talking about but is trying to fit in with his friends, who pity him.
30. Boom Boom
Who says this? Someone trying to get their DJ career to finally take off.
Who says this? Someone eating a hot dog while talking about sex.
Who says this? Someone who has pointed to their bedroom and said “This is where the magic happens.”
27. Getting Lucky
Who says this? Frisbee golf champion, and Pharrell.
26. Sexy Time
Who says this? Someone who self identifies as “adorkable.”
25. Sexing/Sexing One Up
Who says this? A middled aged man wearing a metallic shirt sitting at a bar right this second drinking a martini.
24. Rolling In The Hay
Who says this? Frisky folk singer.
Who says this? Someone who probably says “vajayjay.”
22. Making Whoopee
Who says this? Excitable old timey people time traveling from the past.
21. Laid Down Together
Who says this? Mythical creatures whispering gossip in the forest.
Who says this? Mimosa guzzling friend who tries to make you feel guilty.
19. Doing The Wild Thing
Who says this? Tone Loc.
18. Popping A Vitamin F
Who says this? Someone who uses Yahoo! Answers.
17. Taking The F Train
Who says this? Actually, no one.
16. Hooking Up
Who says this? College freshmen.
15. Sleeping Together
Who says this? Your married friend asking about your sex life.
14. Going To Pound Town
Who says this? The official mayor of Pound Town.
13. Going To The Boneyard
Who says this? Someone who wears a trench coat.
12. Hitting That
Who says this? The girl in your class who started smoking cigarettes at 13 whom your mom wouldn’t let you hang out with after school.
Who says this? A British person or an American who even in 2014 can’t stop quoting Austin Powers.
Who says this? James Bond, in private, probably.
Who says this? A doctor making intense eye contact.
Who says this? Your middle school youth pastor.
7. Tapping That
Who says this? Your older brother’s lacrosse friends.
6. Know Someone In The Biblical Sense
Who says this? Your overdramatic friend from book club.
Who says this? Your cool and slightly edgy friend.
4. Doing It
Who says this? 12 year olds.
Who says this? Someone cutting loose and saying a swear word.
2. Having Sex
Who says this? Most people.
1. Boning/Going To The Bone Zone
Who says this? Frat guys and ladies being ironic.
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